With Friends Like These…
LATELY WE are flooded with friends. The Great of the Earth, past and
present, come here to flatter us, to fawn on us, to grovel at our feet.
“God, save me from my friends, my enemies I can deal with myself!” says an
old prayer.They disgust me.
LET’S TAKE for example the German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, who made
the pilgrimage to Jerusalem. Her pandering was free of any criticism and
she reached new heights of obsequiousness in her speech to the Knesset. I
was invited to attend. I relinquished the privilege.
I shall also pass the pleasure when I am invited to the session with the
hyper-active Nicholas Sarkozy, who will try to break the flattery record of his
Before that we were visited by John McCain’s mentor, the evangelical
pastor John Hagee, the one who described the Catholic Church as a
monster. Oozing sanctimonious flattery from every pore, he forbade us, in
the name of (his) God, to give up even one inch of the Holy Land and
commanded us to fight to the last drop of (our) blood.
However, not one of them has come close to George Bush. Approaching the
end of the most disastrous presidency in the annals of the Republic, he
really forced a lighted match into the hand of our government, encouraging
it to ignite the barrel of gunpowder between our feet.
BUT THE list of present-day leaders who participate in the pandering
competition pales in comparison with the long parade of Has-Beens who lay
siege to our gates.
A world-wide swarm of Has-Beens is flying from place to place like bees, all
for one and one for all. This week they alighted in Jerusalem, on the
invitation of Has-Been No. 1: Shimon Peres, a politician who in all the 84
years of his life has never won an election, and who was finally handed, out
of sheer compassion, the largely meaningless title of President of Israel.
The common denominator of this group is that their prestige at home is
close to nil, while their standing abroad is sky-high. Their mutual adoration
compensates them for the lack of respect in their own countries.
One of the senior members of this club is Tony Blair, who has been pushed
from power in his own country but is not content to enjoy his pension and
raise roses. As a consolation prize he has been granted the pleasure of
playing around with our conflict. Every few weeks he convenes a press
conference to present the good tidings of his phenomenal success in
ameliorating the lot of the Palestinians, while the actual situation in the
occupied territories goes from bad to worse. Our security establishment
treats him like a bore who has to be thrown a crumb from time to time to
keep him happy.
In the conference that took place this week there were also some good
people, but the scene was stolen by the Has-Beens, from the retired war
criminal Henry Kissinger to the dethroned peace hero Mikhail Gorbachev
(whom I still consider a hero for preventing bloodshed during the collapse
of the Soviet empire.) Pity to see him in this company.
All the participants in this orgy heaped mountains of fawning adulation on
Israel. Not one of them had a word of criticism. No occupation. No
settlements. No Gaza blockade. No daily killings. Just a wonderful, peace-
loving state that the bad, bad terrorists want to throw into the sea.
Not one of the guests stood up to warn us against going on with the present
policy. Not one of them stood up to proclaim the truth: that the continuation
of this policy may lead our state to disaster.
He who has friends like these has no need for enemies. A person who sees
his friend playing Russian roulette and offers him bullets – is he a real
friend? One who sees his friend standing on the brink of an abyss and tells
him “go ahead” – is he a friend?
AMONG THE fraternity of flatterers, the ones that attracted the most
attention were the Jewish billionaires from America (who also paid for the
Several of them were summoned to police headquarters immediately on
arrival to give evidence on the affair that is rocking Israel now – the
corruption investigation of Ehud Olmert.
A smell of corruption has accompanied Olmert right from his beginnings in
politics, 45 years ago. But this time, the smell is overpowering. The police
has made it known that the American-Jewish billionaire Moshe Morris
Talansky has been supplying him with cash-filled envelopes for years.
Where have we seen this before? Of course, in American movies and TV-
series. Somebody opens a suitcase stuffed with bundles of banknotes. The
donor invariably belongs to the Mafia, and the recipient is generally a
corrupt politician. Can it be that Olmert has never seen these films – he of all
people, who started his career with demagogic speeches denouncing
But it is not Olmert who interests me in this affair so much as Talansky.
He belongs to a species of “Israel-loving” billionaires, most of them resident
in the US, but also in Canada and Switzerland, Austria and Australia and
They are all Israeli patriots. They are all philanthropists. All contribute
millions to Israeli politicians. And almost all of them support our extreme
What makes them run? What induces these billionaires to do what they are
A research in depth discovers that a great many of them made their money
in dark corners. Some are gambling barons, casino-owners with all the
inevitable connections with violence, crime and exploitation. One at least
made his fortunes from brothels. Another was involved in a scandal
involving old people’s homes. Yet another is a scion of a family who made
their money bootlegging during prohibition days. Some are arms merchants
of the most despicable kind, selling weapons to the political gangs which
sow death and destruction in Africa.
But money, as is well known, does not smell.
Most of the multi-millionaires of this kind feel that they are not receiving the
honor due to them. Their co-billionaires, high society people, treat them with
disdain. A person reaching this position is not satisfied with money alone.
He craves honor. Such honor can be bought in Israel, on the cheap.
Israel is selling honor of all kinds, no questions asked. For a suitable
donation, even a gambling-hell owner will be received by the Prime
Minister, dine with the President, put his name on a university building.
(Once I wrote a light-hearted piece about the Third Temple, may God build it
soon, Amen: the Rosenstein Holy of Holiest, the Rosenzweig altar, the
Rosenberg cherubim, etc.)
Just after the Six-day War, during the great days of our generals, a new
fashion spread among the best Jewish billionaires: to keep an Israeli
general, in order to present him to friends as a pet. Some generals found no
fault in this. It was owed to them, after all.
One billionaire kept Ezer Weizman, the Air Force hero (who had to resign
from the presidency when it came out). Two billionaires adopted Ariel
Sharon and set him up in the largest farm in the country. Shimon Peres was
no general (and not even a soldier), but at least three billionaires took him
under their golden wings.
No billionaire ever lost money by keeping an Israeli general, supporting an
Israeli politician or making a generous donation to an Israeli cause. Ego is
ego, patriotism is patriotism, but business is business.
That’s where the corruption set in. A person who donates millions to a
politician in Israel (or, for that matter, the US, or Italy or any other place on
the globe) knows full well that he will get it back with interest. When the
politician becomes a minister, or Prime Minister, or President, the supporter
has hit the jackpot.
In politics there is no innocent donation. One way or another, the donor will
reap his reward – many times over. That’s true in the US, that’s true in Italy,
that’s true in Israel, too. If the donor declares to the police that he has no
business interests in Israel, all it means is that they must dig deeper.
THE OLMERT affair confirms anew what we have known for a long time: the
fuel Israeli politics runs on is not just money, but money from abroad. To win
primaries and campaign in elections, a candidate needs millions, and these
almost always come from foreign donors.
Foreign billionaires financed Olmert in the party primaries, and they
financed him in the general elections, in which he was assured of becoming
Prime Minister. After being elected, he started Lebanon War II, with all its
death and destruction. It can be said: American Jewish billionaires killed the
soldiers and civilians, Israeli and Lebanese, who lost their lives in the war.
In his speech to the Jerusalem conference, Shimon Peres lauded Israeli
chutzpa. What we need is more chutzpa, he said. That sounded fetching and
naughty, but was pure poppycock.
I want to speak about another chutzpa. Not metaphorical, but real. Simple
chutzpa. The chutzpa of billionaires in New York and Geneva and all the
other places who interfere in our elections and determine the fate of our
nation. The chutzpa of donating for a war in which not their sons, but ours,
are killed. The chutzpa of sending billions for the establishment of
settlements in the occupied Palestinian territories, and especially in
Jerusalem, which are put there for the express purpose of preventing
peace and imposing on us a permanent war, a war that threatens our future –
Let’s be clear: I am not criticizing well-meaning donors, who feel a moral
need to contribute to a hospital wing or a university building in Israel. I
appreciate people who send a few hundred dollars to a political cause close
to their heart. I object to foreign billionaires who aspire to dictate the
direction of our state.
Perhaps in other countries, too, politicians receive donations from foreign
sources. But it is generally a marginal phenomenon. Here it is a major factor.
That is one of the ill effects of the definition of Israel as a “Jewish State”.
Because of this, these donors do not look like what they are – impertinent
foreigners who interfere in our lives and corrupt our state – but like
“warmhearted Jews” who support a state that belongs to them as well.
Gideon Levy has recently written an article in which he begged them to
“leave us alone”. Being a less refined person than he, I shall say this in a
ruder way: Go home and take your money with you. We are not for sale. Stop
trying to manage our life (and death)!
GUSH SHALOM p.o.b. 3322 Tel Aviv 61033
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